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fur-hildegard:

very very very below average

1 day ago on July 27th, 2014 | J | 244,198 notes

"What?! Who’s this little guy? I do wanna say hi but it’s gonna take up time that we don’t have for the interview." - Dylan fascinated by interviewer’s baby

1 day ago on July 27th, 2014 | J | 29,558 notes

sakibatch:

jimmys face in the last frame tho omg

1 day ago on July 27th, 2014 | J | 64,040 notes
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"Fifty Shades of Grey to debut on Valentine’s Day."

mooleche:

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nobucky:

The marvel fandom´s gifing team waiting for the Age of Ultron Trailer like

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drinkmasturbatecry:

nudityandnerdery:

the-fandoms-are-valentines:

grandtheftautosanandreas:

Douglas Adams is the best when it comes to describe characters

they need to teach classes on Douglas Adams analogies okay
“He leant tensely against the corridor wall and frowned like a man trying to unbend a corkscrew by telekinesis.”
"Stones, then rocks, then boulders which pranced past him like clumsy puppies, only much, much bigger, much, much harder and heavier, and almost infinitely more likely to kill you if they fell on you.”
"He gazed keenly into the distance and looked as if he would quite like the wind to blow his hair back dramatically at that point, but the wind was busy fooling around with some leaves a little way off.”
"It looked only partly like a spaceship with guidance fins, rocket engines and escape hatches and so on, and a great deal like a small upended Italian bistro.”
"If it was an emotion, it was a totally emotionless one. It was hatred, implacable hatred. It was cold, not like ice is cold, but like a wall is cold. It was impersonal, not as a randomly flung fist in a crowd is impersonal, but like a computer-issued parking summons is impersonal. And it was deadly - again, not like a bullet or a knife is deadly, but like a brick wall across a motorway is deadly.”

And, of course: "The ships hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks don’t."

the one that will always stay with me is “Arthur Dent was grappling with his consciousness the way one grapples with a lost bar of soap in the bath,” i feel like that was the first time i really understood what you could do with words.

drinkmasturbatecry:

nudityandnerdery:

the-fandoms-are-valentines:

grandtheftautosanandreas:

Douglas Adams is the best when it comes to describe characters

they need to teach classes on Douglas Adams analogies okay

He leant tensely against the corridor wall and frowned like a man trying to unbend a corkscrew by telekinesis.”

"Stones, then rocks, then boulders which pranced past him like clumsy puppies, only much, much bigger, much, much harder and heavier, and almost infinitely more likely to kill you if they fell on you.”

"He gazed keenly into the distance and looked as if he would quite like the wind to blow his hair back dramatically at that point, but the wind was busy fooling around with some leaves a little way off.”

"It looked only partly like a spaceship with guidance fins, rocket engines and escape hatches and so on, and a great deal like a small upended Italian bistro.”

"If it was an emotion, it was a totally emotionless one. It was hatred, implacable hatred. It was cold, not like ice is cold, but like a wall is cold. It was impersonal, not as a randomly flung fist in a crowd is impersonal, but like a computer-issued parking summons is impersonal. And it was deadly - again, not like a bullet or a knife is deadly, but like a brick wall across a motorway is deadly.”

And, of course:

"The ships hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks don’t."

the one that will always stay with me is “Arthur Dent was grappling with his consciousness the way one grapples with a lost bar of soap in the bath,” i feel like that was the first time i really understood what you could do with words.

1 day ago on July 27th, 2014 | J | 154,894 notes

shoujo-addict:

H i s t o r i c a l  P r i n c e s s e s  &  Q u e e n s  by shoomlah

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1 day ago on July 27th, 2014 | J | 56,291 notes
rubee:

what the fuck how is he putting his arm through the cat and it doesn’t even care

rubee:

what the fuck how is he putting his arm through the cat and it doesn’t even care

1 day ago on July 27th, 2014 | J | 96,673 notes

zimrose:

sixpenceee:

My entire heart just dropped, some of the real horrors in life. 

Omg that poor woman. My heart goes out to her.

1 day ago on July 27th, 2014 | J | 34,888 notes
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thesweetpianowritingdownmylife:

simplypotterheads:

My favourite part in Order of the Phoenix is when Harry and Sirius are playing hide and seek in the Ministry and Sirius is being silly behind the veil then he jumps out at Harry like “Haha found you!” and then they laugh and high five and go out for ice cream at Fortescue’s.

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1 day ago on July 27th, 2014 | J | 19,148 notes
dzolamboto:

oregonfairy:


The tallest statue in the world, Ushiku Daibutsu.

this always gives me chills


Insane.

dzolamboto:

oregonfairy:

The tallest statue in the world, Ushiku Daibutsu.

this always gives me chills

Insane.

1 day ago on July 27th, 2014 | J | 386,557 notes
ipgd:

mastahaze:

This is the most beautiful horse in the world… From Turkey

shit son this horse is like SPUN GOLD

ipgd:

mastahaze:

This is the most beautiful horse in the world…
From Turkey

shit son this horse is like SPUN GOLD

1 day ago on July 27th, 2014 | J | 294,206 notes